Ranxincut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate bear.

Ranxincut created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranxincut, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ranxincut, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ranxincut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ranxincut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured grasshopers.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.