Bosstikneg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic bat.

Bosstikneg created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosstikneg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bosstikneg, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bosstikneg's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bosstikneg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

3. Always look after injured mice.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always stare at clouds.