Narldoggat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, caring dove.

Narldoggat created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Narldoggat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Narldoggat, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Narldoggat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Narldoggat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Narldoggat.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.