Butflisbog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic manatee.

Butflisbog created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butflisbog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Butflisbog, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Butflisbog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Butflisbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not keep nine goats in a large pit.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Shun those given to sloth.