Sawjop is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust wren.

Sawjop created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sawjop, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sawjop, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sawjop's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sawjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never skip in the presence of manatees.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never travel toward the east during autumn.