Sawjop is a god.
It takes the form of a large, unjust
wren.
Sawjop created Africa nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Sawjop, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Sawjop, it will turn you into a sheep.
Sawjop's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Sawjop's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never skip in the presence of manatees.
4. Never jump in holy places.
5. Never travel toward the east during autumn.