Mitvogvog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing snail.

Mitvogvog created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitvogvog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mitvogvog, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mitvogvog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mitvogvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Always remove ear rings before touching zinc.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.