Lattalhenfarn is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unfair hummingbird.

Lattalhenfarn created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lattalhenfarn, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lattalhenfarn, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lattalhenfarn's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Lattalhenfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near great tits while wearing yellow hats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your head.

2. Never paint your hands pink.

3. Do not prepare oranges while wearing trousers.

4. Do not fashion tools from iron.

5. Do not wear jumpers marked with orange.