Yattjatnurtbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, slow hummingbird.

Yattjatnurtbiss created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattjatnurtbiss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yattjatnurtbiss, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yattjatnurtbiss' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yattjatnurtbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide from indigo snails for they are unholy.