Wapyattved Mipkomboglib is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless wasp.

Wapyattved Mipkomboglib created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wapyattved Mipkomboglib, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wapyattved Mipkomboglib, she will come to you in dreams.

Wapyattved Mipkomboglib's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wapyattved Mipkomboglib's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to three before sleeping.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

5. Never talk about rats.