Vilhenvab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able lion.

Vilhenvab created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilhenvab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vilhenvab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vilhenvab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vilhenvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.