Mipbettar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, selfish gnu.

Mipbettar created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbettar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mipbettar, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Mipbettar's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mipbettar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Worship no other gods but Mipbettar.

3. Mipbettar must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.