Jipfoddadxenhatpasleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful newt.

Jipfoddadxenhatpasleg created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipfoddadxenhatpasleg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jipfoddadxenhatpasleg, it will not invite you to parties.

Jipfoddadxenhatpasleg's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jipfoddadxenhatpasleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jipfoddadxenhatpasleg's name in vain.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jipfoddadxenhatpasleg.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Never cross forests at dusk.