Gudtaflabcanbassdussfit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced hummingbird.

Gudtaflabcanbassdussfit created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Gudtaflabcanbassdussfit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gudtaflabcanbassdussfit, it will be very unhappy.

Gudtaflabcanbassdussfit's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gudtaflabcanbassdussfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your legs before prayer.

2. Hide from mauve aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Always act with purity.