Yokdibmif is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-confident rhinoceros.

Yokdibmif created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Yokdibmif, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yokdibmif, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yokdibmif's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yokdibmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume turnips at dawn.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not record names concerning moons.