Bimquillmid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, wise crab.

Bimquillmid created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bimquillmid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bimquillmid, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bimquillmid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bimquillmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at midday.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help ants.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never speak at dusk.