Xucfargom Tunvidlin Saktifbat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy sheep.

Xucfargom Tunvidlin Saktifbat created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucfargom Tunvidlin Saktifbat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xucfargom Tunvidlin Saktifbat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xucfargom Tunvidlin Saktifbat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Xucfargom Tunvidlin Saktifbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Never write about black holes.