Stanlikmip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate dolphin.

Stanlikmip created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanlikmip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stanlikmip, he will be very unhappy.

Stanlikmip's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Stanlikmip's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mark doors with black.