Rapnakgub is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident duck.

Rapnakgub created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapnakgub, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rapnakgub, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rapnakgub's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Rapnakgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing east.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.