Vildabgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonourable crow.

Vildabgeb created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vildabgeb, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vildabgeb, he will turn you into a goat.

Vildabgeb's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Vildabgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying stone.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

5. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.