Vadfligpadteen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, able alligator.

Vadfligpadteen created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadfligpadteen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vadfligpadteen, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vadfligpadteen's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Vadfligpadteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never feed corn to sheep while wearing yellow kilts.

3. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.