Baplargsand is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful butterfly.

Baplargsand created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baplargsand, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Baplargsand, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Baplargsand's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Baplargsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with red.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never mix figs with ash.

4. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

5. Never think about optics near dolphins while wearing white stockings and balancing six silver spheres on your arms.