Damcudren is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent zebra.

Damcudren created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damcudren, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Damcudren, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Damcudren's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Damcudren's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Damcudren on top of important buildings.