Fattomont is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, irritating mouse.

Fattomont created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fattomont, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fattomont, it will be very unhappy.

Fattomont's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fattomont's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt badgers.

2. Do not name children after aardvarks.

3. Do not place figs upon stone.

4. Never handle silver while unclean.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.