Kabbarnsit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless raven.

Kabbarnsit created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabbarnsit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kabbarnsit, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kabbarnsit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kabbarnsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not name children after frogs.

4. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.