Bastdossvabhogtadbarnben is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, calm goose.

Bastdossvabhogtadbarnben created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastdossvabhogtadbarnben, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bastdossvabhogtadbarnben, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bastdossvabhogtadbarnben's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bastdossvabhogtadbarnben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Bastdossvabhogtadbarnben in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.