Safgodxin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful wolf.

Safgodxin created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safgodxin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Safgodxin, it will turn you into a plant.

Safgodxin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Safgodxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your back with yellow.

2. Never feed limes to eagles while wearing shorts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safgodxin.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about optics near pigs while wearing green shoes and balancing five lead spheres on your legs.