Sagmighat Dunfotfabyog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, confident finch.

Sagmighat Dunfotfabyog created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagmighat Dunfotfabyog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sagmighat Dunfotfabyog, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sagmighat Dunfotfabyog's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sagmighat Dunfotfabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silicon while unclean.

2. Never cross rivers at midnight.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.