Didlating Gunmifsand is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered snake.

Didlating Gunmifsand created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Didlating Gunmifsand, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Didlating Gunmifsand, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Didlating Gunmifsand's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Didlating Gunmifsand's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Didlating Gunmifsand.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never adorn your back with violet markings.

4. Do not fashion tools from silver.

5. Do not take Didlating Gunmifsand's name in vain.