Hamnanwon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic giraffe.

Hamnanwon created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Hamnanwon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hamnanwon, he will destroy your home planet.

Hamnanwon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hamnanwon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Always help birds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about stars.