Wikguptin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, staggering giraffe.

Wikguptin created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikguptin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wikguptin, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wikguptin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wikguptin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Never leap in the presence of snakes.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.