Omtripleg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, weak faun.

Omtripleg created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtripleg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Omtripleg, he will send minions to preach to you.

Omtripleg's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Omtripleg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Omtripleg.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed gooseberries to cats while wearing stockings.