Arn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong lizard.

Arn created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arn, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Arn's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Arn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Arn in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not wear skirts marked with mauve.

5. Arn loves swans, so they must be honoured.