Hakarncet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, charitable duck.

Hakarncet created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakarncet, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hakarncet, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hakarncet's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hakarncet's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Heed all signs.