Rildabpop is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rildabpop created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rildabpop, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rildabpop, she will turn you into a duck.

Rildabpop's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rildabpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never talk about dark energy near frogs while wearing gray hats and balancing three iron spheres on your arms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.