Nibpibmob Jarnflisbit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable sheep.

Nibpibmob Jarnflisbit created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibpibmob Jarnflisbit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nibpibmob Jarnflisbit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nibpibmob Jarnflisbit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nibpibmob Jarnflisbit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nibpibmob Jarnflisbit.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Nibpibmob Jarnflisbit on top of all buildings.

3. Never prepare beans during winter.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.