Rotjapsad Fadbephom is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient
whale.
Rotjapsad Fadbephom created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rotjapsad Fadbephom, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Rotjapsad Fadbephom, she will turn you into a tree.
Rotjapsad Fadbephom's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Rotjapsad Fadbephom's Holy Commandments1. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.
2. Always count to nine before sleeping.
3. Never talk about electromagnetism near horses while wearing black trousers.
4. Never pray while filled with pride.
5. Never wear magenta coats on sacred days.