Pidbuscad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful rat.

Pidbuscad created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Pidbuscad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pidbuscad, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pidbuscad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pidbuscad's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during summer.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not place coconuts upon stone.

5. Never remain kneeling at dusk.