Jiplikzog is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous owl.

Jiplikzog created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jiplikzog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jiplikzog, she will turn you into a rat.

Jiplikzog's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jiplikzog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the west.