Rennurtomt is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest horse.

Rennurtomt created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rennurtomt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rennurtomt, it will remove you from existence.

Rennurtomt's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rennurtomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Rennurtomt loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Do not stand on grass.