Sagbenont is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying skunk.

Sagbenont created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagbenont, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sagbenont, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sagbenont's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sagbenont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Retreat if four ducks approach from the south.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Always obey Sagbenont's priests.

5. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.