Pomfubfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, almighty deer.

Pomfubfeb created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pomfubfeb, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pomfubfeb, she will remove you from existence.

Pomfubfeb's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Pomfubfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Pomfubfeb loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.