Catveencib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident dolphin.

Catveencib created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Catveencib, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Catveencib, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Catveencib's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Catveencib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.