Bosshonhak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud penguin.

Bosshonhak created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosshonhak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bosshonhak, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bosshonhak's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bosshonhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never jump in the presence of snails.

3. Always obey Bosshonhak's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never gather four aardvarks near bridges.