Fedbogham is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, astonishing raven.

Fedbogham created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedbogham, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fedbogham, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fedbogham's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fedbogham's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

2. Do not record names concerning planets.

3. Never wear magenta ear rings on sacred days.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.