Wadmifquill is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive grasshopper.

Wadmifquill created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadmifquill, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wadmifquill, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wadmifquill's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Wadmifquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Run away from orange monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.