Rullmitvabmig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful wolf.

Rullmitvabmig created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullmitvabmig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rullmitvabmig, she will turn you into a duck.

Rullmitvabmig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rullmitvabmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

2. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Worship no other gods but Rullmitvabmig.

5. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.