Zigdudshav is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, blissful butterfly.

Zigdudshav created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigdudshav, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zigdudshav, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zigdudshav's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zigdudshav's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Never paint your legs red.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.