Jamcunjop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong swan.

Jamcunjop created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamcunjop, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jamcunjop, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Jamcunjop's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jamcunjop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three great tits approach from the north.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must love Jamcunjop.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never handle copper while unclean.