Quagfumlig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous centaur.

Quagfumlig created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagfumlig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quagfumlig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quagfumlig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Quagfumlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Do not travel during winter.