Zodspagrot is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast mink.

Zodspagrot created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zodspagrot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zodspagrot, she will turn you into a rock.

Zodspagrot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zodspagrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four nematodes near towers.

2. Always help mice.

3. Do not wear hats marked with brown.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.